Bazooka Joe: Mort, do you know why a giraffe’s neck is so long?
Mort: I do not.
Bazooka Joe: To take attention away from their small bosoms!
Mort: !!!
Bazooka Joe: Look I found a severed ear!
Mort: Joe your head is bleeding. Your ear is —
Bazooka Joe: Nah, Mort, this ear is a lefty!
Mort: Good Lord ‘Choke’
Bazooka Joe: Hey, did ye hear the good news?
Mort: I did not
Bazooka Joe: Jesus is your Lord & Saviour
Mort: I can’t complain because I didn’t vote
Bazooka Joe: !!!
Bazooka Joe: Hey Mort!
Mort: Joe? The fuck? You died 2 weeks ago! I went to your funeral.
Bazooka Joe: HELP ME MORT MY SOUL IS IN HELL SAVE ME——
Mort: Good Lord! ‘Choke‘
This made my morning. Definitely need to keep this in mind when the next in-law inevitably dumps the mortal coil.
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Hah! Thanks, JL
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