This is my favorite of your posts. So funny and yet probably true. I found out there are some cancers that make you gain weight. Since I’ve been dieting most of my life, I figure that’s the kind of cancer I will get.
My wife complained one day
At my sneezing with such gusto
I explained to her that it sprang
From my realisation that a sneeze
Is the respiratory system equivalent
Of an orgasm and therefore it is best
To simply just let go and fully enjoy it
She said I must be the only person who
Could manage to complicate a sneeze
t r e f o l o g y 
We’ve eaten lunch at the Knotty Pine Restaurant & Lounge in Caliente, Nevada a few times. I’d give you directions, but it’s a bit complicated…
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How is their club sandwich? That is a great determiner for me.
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This is my favorite of your posts. So funny and yet probably true. I found out there are some cancers that make you gain weight. Since I’ve been dieting most of my life, I figure that’s the kind of cancer I will get.
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Thank you, Belle.
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A keeper!
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Perhaps, so.
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Eat more fiber! Less complications.
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I’ll do it!
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Clever.
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It just may be.
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Dying of complications sound way too complicated to me, I really think you should explore the easy way out a little further!!
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I shall!
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Great post
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It is, though.
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That’s not difficult to understand
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog and commented:
Excellent!
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IT IS!
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:()
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Reblogged this on Gramma Krackers and commented:
Tref’s blog kracks me up!
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Thanks, gramma!
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NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT
My wife complained one day
At my sneezing with such gusto
I explained to her that it sprang
From my realisation that a sneeze
Is the respiratory system equivalent
Of an orgasm and therefore it is best
To simply just let go and fully enjoy it
She said I must be the only person who
Could manage to complicate a sneeze
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Great!
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Yes. I understand this.
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That’s good. I might need you later to explain it to me.
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