We use ouija boards to
ask questions of the dead,
but I wonder, what do the
dead know, anyway?
***
Just because, in life,
you may have once slipped on
a bath-tile, broke your neck
and died, now you suddenly
have some good advice for
me?
***
Well, unless, of course,
it’s to always wear bath-
slippers after showering.
***
But, hey, that’s sensible!
trefology spontaneously appears around the globe
That said, I can’t help but notice the spirits spell the same wrong words that I do.
Don’t dream it’s over, make that over a reality. Talk to a Trefology registrar to-day!
t r e f o l o g y 
I only have two questions:
Where do we come from?
Where are we going?
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Made by God hope to return home one fine day. Hope he likes spirits before breakfast as I would hate to be late on parade.
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Wise words.
The only time I ever seanced, the message that returned was ‘Piss off and leave us alone’.
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life is so fleeting, maybe they’re saying, put down the damn board, go outside and talk among the living.
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which is pretty fine advice, really.
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Usually the dead are people I didn’t listen to when they were alive. I would question why all of a sudden I would think their comments pearls of wisdom.
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I suppose the dead do need some sort of outlet for their feelings. Too bad we do not have a dead-twitter.
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<3
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Thanks, to Davidbruceblog #1-49
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In “Pope on the Dole,” the priest uses a Ouija board to come up with a new “nom de pulpit” every Sunday. That’s because his true last name is Priestley…
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Father Priestly is a great name!
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Truly insightful. :)
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Any resemblance to insight is surely accidental, Chelsea, but thanks!
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:) Happy accident, then.
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I wear a helmet and sensible shoes in the shower. I don’t want my obit to read: She slipped on a wet, moldy surface to her death. And I’m not too keen on sharing my extensive wisdom through a ouija board. haha!
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Hah! Then, thank you for sharing it whilst you’re still alive.
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Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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