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Fortuna smiles

Geo. Raymond20 Comments

IN

the furthering of

my researches

into matter, energy,

space & time, 

***

I ordered something

off the internet

called a God Helmet.

***

Upon receiving it,

I was

disappointed

to find that

instead of a

God Helmet,

with an ‘o’,

***

I had purchased

a ‘Gad’ Helmet,

with an ‘a’.

***

But, in

the spirit of

exploration,

I put it on anyway

***

plugged it in,

switched it on,

***

and damn it, friends, 

***

if I did not see Gad.

***

AND GAD SAYS, “HEY!”.

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