the furthering of my researches
into matter, energy,
space & time,
I ordered something off the internet
called a ‘God Helmet’.
Upon receiving it, I was disappointed
to find that instead of a God Helmet,
with an ‘o’,
I had purchased a cheap knock-off,
called a ‘Gad’ Helmet,
with an ‘a’.
But, in the spirit of exploration,
I put it on anyway —
plugged it in, switched it on,
and damn it all, friends,
if I did not see Gad.
AND GAD SAYS, HEY.