I bet
the first
person to
eat their
own toes
was probably
pretty
hungry!
2.
3.
Chant daily:
Harvey Kurtzman,
Harvey Kurtzman,
Harvey, Harvey,
Kurtzman, Kurtzman
I bet
the first
person to
eat their
own toes
was probably
pretty
hungry!
2.
3.
Chant daily:
Harvey Kurtzman,
Harvey Kurtzman,
Harvey, Harvey,
Kurtzman, Kurtzman
t r e f o l o g y 
Maybe you should mount yourself on a pole and start granting miracles now, while you’re still alive. That way you could have first refusal for anyone not really deserving…. no sense wasting a miracle on say, Justin Bieber. What a waste that would be.
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You think I should mount myself on a pole, do you? Well, I will certainly take it into consideration, as I take all requests from the insane.
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Post hummus fame? You mean after the dips have gone?
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I never like to think that far ahead in any given party situation. I like to believe dips will always be there.
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2 and commented:
Nice halo you got in the photo. You very well may achieve this particular ambition.
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Why thank you, though I suppose you say that to all the saints of the church.
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So far, you are the only saint of trefology I know.
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The Holy Church will come around eventually. St. Bernadette seems willing to back me, but we’ll see.
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She is the patron of the ill. Sounds like someone I need to get to know better, at least until Trump comes out with his TOTALLY AWESOME health care plan that he’s been promising for so long.
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Reportedly, she had a pretty good sense of humor. She has always been my favorite. I have an original postcard of her framed on my wall.
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She is pretty and has a good sense of humor and is a saint and cures people and performs miracles. There is nothing not to like.
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If you have never read it before …. https://trefology.com/2016/01/07/help-us-convert-st-bernadette-to-the-church-of-trefology/
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The Six Million Dollar Man found post-humerus fame. Those bionic legs of his worked out very well.
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What if they had given the six million dollar man only one bionic leg, as they only gave him one bionic arm? It would have been a much funnier show.
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Just don’t become a post-humorous saint. We need your humor. It’s the best medicine.
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(insert thumbs-up emoji here)
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Damn. Davidbruceblog got in first with post-humorous. Guess that makes me post post-humorous which may be post-modern but is not very amusing. sad face emoji.
(does line three have an extra s?)
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Well, come on now. The miracle-granting, shrunken-head-on-a-pole is everybody’s dream.
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I always like it when those “glowing,disembodied heads” show up in my life. It’s a sign for CB tp pay attention. Something is coming his way.
(That’s a lot of liquids there tref. Off the solids?)
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