Ask a cowboy
what kind of hat
is on his head
and he’ll say,
“cowboy hat”
***
Ask a cowboy
what kind of boots
he’s wearing
and he’ll say,
“cowboy boots”
***
but ask a cowboy
what he’s wearing
under those
cowboy boots
and
he’ll likely get
confused.
***
Cowboy socks, man, cowboy socks.
2.
t r e f o l o g y 
He was overdressed to be inside a toilet.
Now a bidet…
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I always thought he looked very ‘Sonny Drysdale’. But, yeh, I suppose he may be over-dressed for that sized boat.
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I heard the Tidy Bowl Man got a bigger boat and was last seen on Robin Leach’s Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous…
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One of your best, most thought provoking posts. It’s going to go round and round in my head for days.
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Why thank you, Nan, though, any thought provoking was purely accidental.
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And that’s the best kind of thought provocation.
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I looked in my toilet’s tank and discovered the Ty-D-Bowl boat was now captained by a pigeon smoking a Lucky Strike.
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Kool.
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Thanks, DBB
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tref speaks of strange things unknown in foreign climes.
but I do know that on the day he was born, the angels got together
(their goal remains unclear).
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Probably to take advantage of the open bar and buffet arranged by my father.
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Bloody free-loading celestial beings!
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Great post, it was like reading a good meal.
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How kind! Thank you, L7
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Ty-de-bol Man, Big Foot, Loch Ness, Yeti, Elvis there are still sightings.
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That is why they need to bring back, In Search of
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We could co – produce and you could host. I’ll be the guy out in the field interviewing potential witnesses. Inserted with a few grainy film clips.
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I’m for it!
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Your brain should be studied. I mean, like, right now, not after you’re dead.
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I’ll get right on it!
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LOL! Oh, butt what a view he must have. :D
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