Grandma told us
she would make us
her famous
“old-fashioned” lemonade.
***
But she didn’t have the key ingredient.
***
So, she asked us to
pray to God for a lemon.
***
And we did,
— but none was forthcoming.
***
To our surprise,
grandma just smiled,
winked & said,
she would make lemonade out
of our predicament.
***
But none of us
were looking to drink
that shit.
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Dang. Harsh.
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The moral: be careful what you wish for.
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I thought about your words, PiS and I had to agree, so I worked last night to make it less harsh. Thanks.
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Pifft! It wasn’t too harsh, just a bummer. But this story is funny too. :)
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Haha! OK.
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Lemony Snicket just called. Do you want a job? Or did you already accept the sales job at Jalopy Joe’s Used Car Lot?.
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Interesting!
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Could’ve been worse; you could’ve gotten a Ford Pinto.
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Reblogged this on davidbruceblog #2.
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Thanks, DB!
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Where do I sign up for the trefology course? :D
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As above, so below. eh?
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I love the Promoted Ad. Clever lad!
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Hahaha you crack me up!
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Thanks, DW!
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