Circus Wars

Lo! The ‘great’ war

between the two

circus companies was

about to commence.

***

The Ringmaster called for the clowns,

he called for the geeks,

he called for the flying elephants and the ferocious lions.

“Suit up and arm ye-selves,” He cried.

“We’ll teach those second-rate interlopers!

***

Several hundred yards away

the other circus was fast asleep.

***

Said the Ringmaster,

“Bison Bob’s Wild West Vaudeville & Indian War Battle Reenactment Show

will rue the day

they ever heard the name,

Col. Beauregard ‘s Famous Flying Traveling Circus & Side Show Supreme of 1873!

***

Then, the strongman wheeled out

the mighty circus cannon, and aimed it

across the river,

toward the location of the

rival circus.

***

“Fire” Said the Ringmaster.

***

Boom went the cannon!

***

Aaaaaghhhhhhhhhhh! cried the human cannonball.


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21 thoughts on “Circus Wars

  1. This war spawned a film franchise, known as GREAT CIRCUS WARS:
    -The Cannonball Menace
    -Attack of the Clowns
    -Revenge of the Fuse
    -A New Shot
    -The Circus Strikes Back
    -Return of the Bozos
    -The Cannon Awakens
    -The Last Bozo
    -The Rise of Sky Wackos

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