If a unicorn,
tries to buck you off,
don’t suddenly make
a grab for
the spiral horn,
because then you’ll
really piss it off.
If a unicorn,
tries to buck you off,
don’t suddenly make
a grab for
the spiral horn,
because then you’ll
really piss it off.
And an angry unicorn is nothing to sneeze at. Or with.
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Unicorns sneeze glitter, and that’s fine so long as you don’t get any in your eyes.
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Right on!
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Wise words! :)
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Aren’t they though!
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ALSO,
When riding a wild Pegasus, remember, if it tries to buck you off, don’t suddenly reach for its wings. Because then you’ll both fall to the ground!
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Yeh, well I am not getting near an animal fed by the Gorgon’s blood, anyway.
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Wise riding advice
Never grab a eunuch’s horn
Small spelling error
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Haha! Great.
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They don’t like it when you use their horn to play Ring Toss with Krispy Kremes, either.
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Nor do I. That is a waste of precious krispy kremes!
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A lesson for our times there.
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Take it with you in health.
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Definitely something to keep in mind. Thanks for the tip!
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Especially with the kids and all.
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Right! Gotta look out for the kids. Thanks, tref.
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Good advice!
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Oh, I’ve got plenty of good advice, Sadje. Plenty. My best advice: do not take any of my good advice.
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Haha!
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I wish I would have read this before my ride today.
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Everything is about timing.
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Timing is usually pretty good. Not this time. “Play with the Unicorn, you get the horn”
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“Honk-honk”
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I don’t blame them. I get pissed off whenever anyone grabs MY horn, too.
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Gracious! Haha.
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Haha. *wink*
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Noted!
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Thanks, agf
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uh oh…too late.
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Hah! Live and learn, Janny
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Wise word
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Golly gosh Tref I didn’t realize there were so many risks in riding one of these. I’m gonna be super careful next time I ride Peggy on the hurdy-gurdy……
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Well, so long as Peggy is OK with it.
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I’ll still keep advice in mind when I next ride…..
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