I have a fishy limerick…
There once was a fisher named Fisher,
Who fished a fissure for fish,
But a fish with a grin
Pulled the fisherman in
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher!
Haha Too close to the last fish post? I hadn’t thought of that. I just did a search and was surprised to find that I have a few fish themed posts, and I am not even certain why.
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Reminds me of a riddle:
Q. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
A. DAM!
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Good ‘un.
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I have a fishy limerick…
There once was a fisher named Fisher,
Who fished a fissure for fish,
But a fish with a grin
Pulled the fisherman in
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher!
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‘Clap, clap, clap! Very good.
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It’s a really old limerick to be fair but it fitted the fishy joke theme. I find a lot of jokes and “tails” come back into fashion eventually 😁
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I thought it was because they knew a wake was coming.
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Haha Too close to the last fish post? I hadn’t thought of that. I just did a search and was surprised to find that I have a few fish themed posts, and I am not even certain why.
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Mermaid-approved! :D
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Brilliant! Thanks, MM
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This made me laugh hard. I can picture my little nephew saying this and then laughing his but off.
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That is really great. Thanks!
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Lol!
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Thank you, Sadje
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You’re welcome
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I thought it was because they were attending night school.
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It’s all remote these days.
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Fish going on line gives pause.
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LOL! I will NOT be sharing that with my children, however. :P
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Hah! Thanks, Betsy.
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Thanks, David!
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Now that was so-fish-ticated… yea it’s bad but what the heck.
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You are right and you are right.
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Laid back fish
sleeping belly up
named Charlie
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Poor ole Charlie.
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Ling Cod pretend to sleep, then wham! You’re dinner.
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And it all end it all becomes ling cod logs.
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You were paying attention during President week.
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Good idea, since sharks never sleep either!
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But what are they doing?
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Haha Good question. But I would say, raising a family, going to work, trying not to get eaten.
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This is true. Fish are just so darned busy. Who knew there was so much to do in a bowl of water?
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My fish’s epitaph, So little time, so much to do!
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