My box of Fruit Loops
says, ‘No gluten’,
but if I was really
worried
about what I ate
I would look for
the box that says,
‘No Fruit Loops’.
2.
3.
Last night I was
visited by the
Angel of Food Cake,
and I asked if she
brought me cake,
and the angel said,
“Like you need cake.”
This is one of your best, tref.
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Thanks, David. I appreciate it.
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👍👍👍
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Thank you, Sadje
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You’re welcome Rsymo
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Sort, Raymond
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True, dat. We weren’t allowed those sugary cereals in our household, a scarring experience I’ve made up for in my consumption of lollies (and attendant Dental visits).
I’m a certified Astral Catcher. Wanna form a business?
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My parents allowed very little in the way of junk food — except for cereal, so breakfasttime was my golden hour.
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Real fact: “REAL INGREDIENTS,” printed bold on a dry-cereal box, picturing plump berries in luscious colors, ripely nice. Mice type printed on the side corroborates the claim with “freeze-dried berries.” In a bowl with milk, the berries float high and dry as expanded polystyrene, and between the teeth, they’re as crunchy as carbon dioxide ice. I have written copy for famous-brand cereal boxes, and even had one personally autographed by a singing cowboy. But I’d be more proud to have written “REAL INGREDIENTS” for a dry cereal box, whose ingredients look and tastes every bit as real as Froot Loops. All to say, I feel your gluten.
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Haha Thanks, CES. I have no doubt read your copy as, in my youth, there was not a cereal I wouldn’t try. Though, Freakies cereal remains closest to my heart.
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(1) Fruit Loops make for a h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ hardy breakfast. Years ago, Kellogg’s decided to also produce other great cereals. They didn’t rest on their laurels̶..
(2) When it comes to gluten, I’m a glutton.
(3) My box of cereal doesn’t say anything. No matter how much I threaten it, the box refuses to speak.
(4) I tried astral projection, but when my soul tried to return, my body was holding a sign that read “No Vacancy.”
(5) I tried being a mirror salesman, but, quite mysteriously, the mirror crack’d.
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Wow! Haha Thanks, David!
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This is so clever! I love it. :D
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Thank you, Kymber
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🤣 Too funny! :D
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Thanks, MM!
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Mirror salesman …golden 👏👏
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Thanks, Janny
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Same here. Very little junk food. Except for breakfast cereal once in a while. Captain Crunch. Count Chocula. How are we complete strangers but living parallel lives?! lololol
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My favorite then is my favorite now, Cocoa Pebbles. It wasn’t until recently that I got a chance to finally try Count Chocula and it was just a little too sweet for me. Maybe it’s just that I am getting old.
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And I remember Count Chocula turning the milk chocolatey, I think. I wasn’t fond of that! If I wanted chocolate milk, I’d use chocolate milk, ha.
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Chocolate milk is good. Ovaltine is better.
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What about Tang?! :)
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I love Tang. I used to make a glass before watching Saturday morning cartoons. It seemed like the perfect combination.
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(even though that has nothing to do with chocolate)
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What a hoot you are!!! My life is also gluten free and my dreams are full of bread with butter…
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Thanks, Kerry. I could not live without bread. My earliest memories are of my grandfather waking at dawn to get to the bakery before all the best rolls were gone. Fresh rolls — every single morning.
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My favorite memory is of my Nana cooking homemade soda bread with lashings of butter. This may be the reason for my elevated cholesterol…😊
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No Fruit Loops. Ha! Truth!
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Captain Crunch, then jump behind the wheel of the “death car”.
A lot of green on that plate tref. Looks good. Big side of noodles? Lookin good fella.
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It was very tasty. But, alas, also very far away.
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Ah yes.
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What? Wait I love Fruit Loops right out of the box! Hahaha
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Agreed!
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Me too! Fruit Loops from the box are terrific! Why let milk get in the way?
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