Some-times
I think I
should take
LSD
before
boarding an
airplane
***
Because
on LSD
you think you
can fly
***
And if
some-thing were
to happen
to the plane
***
It would be
nice to know
I still had
options.
Some-times
I think I
should take
LSD
before
boarding an
airplane
***
Because
on LSD
you think you
can fly
***
And if
some-thing were
to happen
to the plane
***
It would be
nice to know
I still had
options.
t r e f o l o g y 
I love a good carrot cake
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I would love a good carrot cake, too, and many have tried, but it is just not possible. Thanks, Sheree.
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😞
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Me, too!
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I love carrot cake 😋
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Always the contrarian. Thanks, Sadje.
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Amen to that, Dude! Good one.
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Thank you, brother!
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Thanks, D for David. Thank you, B for Bruce. And finally thank you, lower-case b for blog. Oh, and let us not forget the Number three, without for whom …
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That angel was no cake walk, tref.
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A cake walk is no cake walk. Try it and tell me I am wrong. Thanks, VC!
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Tried. I was crummy.
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Well at least you still had what was left of the cake.
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Sounds like devil’s food to me
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Ah, but carrot cake appeases the guilt for eating dessert since it harbors small quantities of veggies. It’s a win win, actually.
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The genius of “Guardian of the super moist” made me do it, brother.
Vegetables in a kid’s dessert (eeewww)
Angel Fudd’s Veg-Fwee Cawwot Cake (wabbit stew)
Not as moist as veggy cake (easy chew)
Owange color added (bones wemoved)
Shotgun pellets can be spit out (fur balls too)
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Hah! Thanks CES. Historical trivia: Once Man and Science figured a way to safely remove the bones from cake without damaging the fragile fondant, cake was suddenly elevated to High Tea, and would not be associated with the rabble until Betty Crocker came on the scene in the 1950s.
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And these years I’d mistakenly credited Sara Lee with the historic deboning, when it was Betty Crocker all along. Sheesh.
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(1) At least it wasn’t the devil’s food cake on a flaming cake stand.
(2) You don’t carrot all for veggie cake?
(3) The angel saw your sexy forehead, and muttered to herself, “I’d tap that!”
(4) If you ever wake up to a fruitcake, check to see if it’s groundhog day.
(5) If you ever wake up in the middle of the night to find that you’re glowing in the dark, it’s because you ate yellowcake in your asleep. When it comes to cake, never choose the nuclear option.
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Bravo, David.
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:D The flaming cake stand might have been a clue. Did it at least have cream cheese frosting? If so, you can send it to me. I like carrot cake. :)
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The cake did indeed, with little mini frosting carrots there and about. Alas, the cake was eaten. And maybe I missed out after-all as someone also walked off with the flaming cake-stand.
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“Like you need cake.” –Best line! :)
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Thanks, Betsy.
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What a delicious dream 😇
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Thank you, T!
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Straight from the book of Treology Amen. Actually though the same as you, but when I tried it I found it quite good. Now the evil nasty cake of my existence is German Chocolate cake BLEAK! Never nope, UCK!
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I concede that it has been a long time since I tried carrot cake but this hatred against German chocolate cake cannot stand! Thanks, Janny!
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I will do a truce. Take off the frosting; then it’s okay.
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Ahh, without frosting, the way I used to eat it back during the age of TV dinners. There was always a square of german chocolate cake wedged between mashed potatoes, and corn and across from the salisbury steak. I discovered early-on that german chocolate cake covered in the over-spill of gravy (an unavoidable consequence of that particular meal) was actually quite tasty.
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Hahaha! I very faintly remember those TV dinner days. I remember my grandma had one of those TV dinner trays too.
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That’s why they (“they”?) cover it in super-sweet cream cheese frosting. It’s an attempted disguise! I eat around the frosting, leaving the frosting for last … my dessert’s dessert.
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Ah, yes, the old cover the vegetables in cream cheese frosting ploy. But it seems you have handled it very well.
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I would have woofed that CC down in a second. You want a good dessert after you eat all your veggies try Jello with canned peas mixed in. Now thats something every kid can get into.
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I don’t mind the peas so much as I do the jello, but if you like it, well, that is alright with me. Thanks, C.
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Hubby LOVES carrot cake. He claims, “It’s healthy for you.”
I guess any carrots that are actually in it, in his mind, completely overwhelm, undermine, and cancel out the butter, oil, sugar, eggs, and salt also included in the recipe!!
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Hah! Thanks, S.
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We are a carrot cake loving kind of family here. We also love Angel Food Cake. It is He-Who’s favourite. I don’t believe any angels have ever brought us either one. Now I am sad.
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Rabbit stew followed by a moist slice of carrot cake is oh, so nice. 😉
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Your comment about parents saying you can only have dessert after you eat all your veggies reminded me of our oldest when we’d go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and we’d tell her to make sure to get something green. She always came back with green jello. :) Fun family lore. Thanks for jogging my memory on that one.
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Yep, definitely my favorite one so far!!!!
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Ha! I hear you re: carrot cake. I nearly snort-laughed when you talked about eating all your veggies to have dessert…only for it to be more vegetables!!
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Thank you, Ruth. Never liked carrot cake but even if I did I would not eat it on principle.
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How about a guardian angel to take you by the hand? You just have to pray that one is available at the time.
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Funny enough I took down a guardian angel post from 2015 to work on it some more. In it I am in a falling elevator and at the second before impact I jump in the air — an old Bug Bunny trick, I think. And though I still die, my guardian angel is quite impressed. “Nice try, Raymond” He says.
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