q.
Do you know
why
it’s so hard
to get a
professional
magician’s
license?
a.
Because
the test is
all trick
questions!!!
q.
Do you know
why
it’s so hard
to get a
professional
magician’s
license?
a.
Because
the test is
all trick
questions!!!
A job in writing for Christmas crackers beckons!
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The Christmas cracker business is too cut-throat for me, but thanks.
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Q. How do you pull a rabbit out of a hat?
A. With your hand.
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For a rabbit this must be very discombobulating. First I existed in some sort of dark space-less void, and now I being applauded by children!
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Ah, Geo. you come up with some good ones — your posts are flashes of humor and hope in this miserable world.
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As James Taylor sang, That’s why I’m here. Thanks, M.
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Ha!
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Thank you, SHhhhh
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[…] Jokes for kids — t r e f o l o g y […]
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Thank you, DBB3
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Snort. :)
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Thank you, PiF
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LOL! :D
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Thank you, MM
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When in doubt, just say “poopies.” Kids love it.
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Never in doubt. Thanks, Chagall.
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I thought it might be due to the proctor’s signature being in disappearing ink.
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Nothing that a hot stove, a 100 watt bulb, or a magical incantation cannot repair. Thanks, PW
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Told this joke to my 9 year old son. He replied, “Heh heh” Went back to his playing his game on his phone. Well, I thought it was funny.
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Hah! I think 9 might be too old for that joke. Thanks, Janny
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Do jokes suffer from ageism? That’s sad.
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Nah. Highlights For Children still prints the occasional gem. Thanks, E
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I love this joke, and I’m going to spring it on some unsuspecting kids I know…
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These jokes are not meant for kids! Oh, wait. OK. Good luck. And thanks, SS
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Lololol !
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Thanks, SWBC!
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