Trefology, has been described by one & none as the “Fastest growing religious cult in America.”
First of all. To be Trefologically aware is to have an unconscious insight. Trefology means, literally, “To make crap up as you go along.” or, rather, the science of figmentalism.
The church of Trefology is your church!**
In Trefology one is free to construct your own reality within the realm of the scripture & lectures. I’ve taped out a very specific path that will let you blast off on your own to the stars & beyond.
Like the song says, “Would you like to swing on a star?”
Well, you can!
(if you take any stock in what Bing Crosby says)
In Trefology you are in charge of your own corporeality. So, in other words,
-What you create will sustain-
but be careful!
That which you build could very well become the reality of your next 50 billion years.
** there are no give-backs
To become a certified Trefologist one must only read its teachings. Through our trademarked use of mild-repetition, re-imagined words, & subliminal instant messaging, the hypnotic prose will eventually lull you into that of a true Belieber©.
Once, after a lecture, I was approached by a student who asked me, “When a moth dies does it continue to Follow the Light?”
My promise to you is that with Trefology Tech™ (properly self-administered)
that moth can & will
arrive in whatever sort of Paradise that God has set up for Moths.
If not that moth gets its money back guaranteed!” ****
**** No refunds
Around a globe tens of beings escaping the cold with the promise of a clean shave & a bowl of hot soup, have been disclosing themselves privately in low whispers to be Trefologists. But the clock is tocking. Soon the soup will be gone and the globe will be set a-flame.
Will you join them?
“If I have helped just one person achieve a higher state of being, then I have seriously wasted my time.”
Mr. George Raymond has been described by her contemporaries in Philosophy & Writing as a unique mixture of H.P. Blavatsky, H.P. Lovecraft, & an H.P. 85 Personal Computer.
“I do not know who any of those people are. I only know who H.R. Puffnstuf is.”
Luminaries, dictators, Theocrats & sexual deviates, aside, George loves to hear from his fans
“For the first time in our Sector, we have a chance at understanding the great questions of my life. Is Trefology a collection of pithy half-jokes posted on a blog or are they the keys to the eternal questions of my timeline? … I think I’ll be surprised by my answer.”
Do you Follow?
“I believe everything I read according to my biographers.”
Do you want to know More?
Our Founder stands a fearful 6 feet 7 inches in his Pinball Wizard boots and a mere 3 feet 2 if you were to saw off his legs.
“A Moonshadow once tried to take my legs and all my teeth, but I successfully evaded it.”
George was born into a re-nown American Shakespearean family. A family so strict to the law of the Bard, that his mother was played by an adolescent boy in drag.
George’s father was known in their neighborhood as an ‘angry drinker’. “My father loved crazy straws but was never good at pursing his lips, even with the application of a lemon, making the process difficult at best. This made him angry.” As such it was always a volatile situation at home. To escape the continues spankings George (Acting on a bit from the Our Gang films) began tucking books against his young, pinkish bottom. “It wasn’t easy, especially with some of your heavier novelists like Proust or Melville in your pants. Surprisingly, tho, I was successful. One night my father came home after an attempted bender, and gave me the old, ‘This is going to hurt you more than it will hurt me’ bit, then he took off his belt, put me over his knee, dropped my pants & got lost in a good book.
‘…They call me, Ishmael …'”
Is it any wonder than that many of the Trefology Social Betterment Programs (TSBP®) deal directly with spankings & unreturned Library books?
Trefology Services also include a series of special actions to help addicts overcome alcohol addiction.
“My mother could not hold her liquor. Especially, after she had her thumbs removed. I consider the problem solved! Thru Trefology tech ® her dependence on alcohol is gone!”
Would you like to have your thumbs removed?
“I ate a bowl of cherries earlier and not once was I reminded of Life.”
George grew up in the bay area of the Bay Area. He was a rough & tumble kid ™, always getting into scraps with other kids, & causing mayhem.
“As a teenager I used steal TV’s to support my addiction to carrying clumsy things under my arms”
In the 1970s George, a practising adept, briefly traveled as a backing ‘musician’ for the hitmakers the Captain & Tennille (backing musicians were paid to mimic playing their instruments, as all the sounds were produced from within the Captain). Reportedly, George made it as high as 1st Lieutenant before being dishonorably discharged. A forced self administered drug test revealed lidocaine, which he had promised to bring to the After-Party.
Undaunted, GTR went on to study at San Francisco State where he majored in Amphibology & Tea-spoons
I studied reverse psychology in college, though, I know that’s probably nothing you would be interested in hearing about …
It was at this time that George began thinking about his legacy. Nearly 50, he realized that despite his sweat & toil, he had very little to offer his descendants, who showed little interest in his collection of sweaty toils.
I had three Heirloom Tomatoes at home. That was all I had to my name. I decided against eating them as I hoped that one day they would be for my grandchildren.
Despite his wild success with his Spiritual Technology, He still has those tomatoes.
“Anything else?” Asks George, dismissing my words with a flick of an ant,“Come on, Bones, when I was a court reporter I asked questions faster than that.”
Then, George added, softly, to a turtle he kept hidden in his coat pocket “There will be no war.”
*** “In reading this blog, never go past a word that I made up, as you will not have a full understanding of that word. The only reasons a person gives up reading my blog or becomes violently ill is that they went past a word they did not understand.
And I consider this mystery solved after a half century of exploration into the Be-Mind.”
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All Writings (Unless Otherwise Noted) Copyright © 2015/2016/2017 Geo. Raymond. All Rights Reserved
Additional writings by Janna M. Kriens
Spiritual advice by the never forgotten J. Dawid
Musical contribution by George J. Raymond (related)
Photographs (unless otherwise noted) by A. Pelias
This blog is devotedly dedicated to J & J
(& maybe to that dog, too)
Without whom …
“Oh yes, one more thing. Next time you eat a banana take a few moments to wipe the residual onto your slacks. Your dog will think you have banana pants!”