Woke up.
Got out of bed.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Was sued by the Beatles.
Woke up.
Got out of bed.
Dragged a comb across my head.
Was sued by the Beatles.
Q. Have you ever seen a film that was so forgettable that you accidentally watched it a second time?
A. Yes, I have.
I saw the film, Jaws 2, in the cinema.
And about mid-way through the film,
I walked out of the theater,
into the lobby,
and bought a ticket to
see the film, Jaws 2.
Which I had heard was pretty good.
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Got a question?
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He will be happy to reply to you at his least convenient time.
I thought I
was being clever
asking for no ice in my soda,
that is, until i was served a
scalding hot
glass of Coke
trefology spontaneously appears around the globe
I’m going to go out on a limb
& ask
why am I always getting stuck in trees?