Woke up.
Got out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head.
Was sued by the Beatles.
Tag: apples
Ask George!
Bobs Bobby of Almost Heaven, West Virginia, writes
Q. Have you ever watched a film that was so forgettable that you accidentally watched it a second time?
A. Yes, I remember the first time I saw, Jaws 2, in the cinema.
It was so disappointing that mid-way through the film,
I got up & walked out of the theater;
went to the lobby,
asked to see the manager,
& bought a ticket to see Jaws 2,
which I had heard was pretty good.
OUR FOUNDER LOVES TO HEAR FROM HIS FANS!
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(Can it wait until later?)
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A lesson in refreshment
I thought I
was being clever
asking for no ice in my soda,
until i was served a
scalding hot
glass of Coke
trefology spontaneously appears around the globe
Because that’s where the apples live
I’m going to go out on a limb
& ask
why am I always getting stuck in trees?
