Introductions are in order

I was

at the museum,

minding my

own business


when I noticed that

the eyes

of this one painting,

seemed to follow me

around the room,


and I began to feel


and uncomfortable,

and I wondered,


“Do I know this piece of art?”


Because I am bad at faces.



the ‘portrait of kitty’ followed me home … may I hang it … for Zander Klaus?!?