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Bobs Bobby of Almost Heaven, West Virginia, writes

Q. Have you ever watched a film that was so forgettable that you accidentally watched it a second time?

A. Yes, I remember the first time I saw, Jaws 2, in the cinema.

It was so disappointing that mid-way through the film,

I got up & walked out of the theater;

went to the lobby,

asked to see the manager,

& bought a ticket to see Jaws 2,

                                             which I had heard was pretty good.


 

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“Slim” Tammy Junebug, a reader from the Seventh Ring of Hello, writes:

Q. Why do I always find drowned insects in my swimming pool?

A. Arrogance. Conceit. The audacious insect mind reasons, ‘I can fly, so naturally I can swim.’ 


And I consider this mystery solved after nearly a half century of research into the Be-Mind


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