I’m tired of ouija boards telling me what to do

We use ouija boards to

ask questions of the dead,

but sometimes I wonder —

what do the dead really know, anyway?


Just because,

you may have once

slipped on

wet tile in the bathroom,

broke your neck

& died,

              suddenly you have some good advice for me?



it’s to wear bath-slippers after showering,

of course.

              But, then, that’s sensible

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That said, I can’t help but notice the spirits spell the same wrong words that I do.

Don’t dream it’s over, make that over a reality. Talk to a Trefology registrar to-day!