If we return
to earth
each life-time to
improve
upon our
previous self,
I really
should be
better at
juggling
than I am.
If we return
to earth
each life-time to
improve
upon our
previous self,
I really
should be
better at
juggling
than I am.
At Christmas
Santa Claus
came and
left me presents.
***
When I lost a tooth,
the Tooth Fairy
came
and left me money.
***
But late one night,
Death
came,
and left with me
nothing
I’ve never
been
scared to death
but then
I like to
pace myself.
No one
ever makes
a big deal
about
the guy
who dies
exactly
at
midnight
on
New Year’s Eve
It
stands
to reason
that Santa would say
“Ho Ho Ho”
on other occasions too.
***
Birthdays? … “Ho Ho Ho!”
***
Valentines Day? … “Ho Ho Ho!”
***
Death in the family? … “My deepest condolences”
***
Seriously, folks
Santa’s jolly,
not insensitive.
I laughed at death
once
but that only seemed to
really upset him
I never
laugh at
Death,
I laugh
with
Death.
Brace your hand,
Death
I am going to
firmly Shake it!
Come on, Big Boy
put it there
Hah!
Too slo —-