If we return
to earth
each life-time to
improve
upon our
previous self,
I really
should be
better at
juggling
than I am.
If we return
to earth
each life-time to
improve
upon our
previous self,
I really
should be
better at
juggling
than I am.
At Christmas
Santa Claus
came and
left me presents.
***
When I lost a tooth,
the Tooth Fairy
came
and left me money.
***
But late one night,
Death
came,
and left with me
nothing
I’ve never
been
scared to death
but then
I like to
pace myself.
When I die
I want
to have
no
regrets
over having
had
so many
regrets.
Lo!
No one ever cares
about the guy
who dies exactly
at midnight
on New Year’s Eve
It
stands
to reason
that Santa would say
“Ho Ho Ho”
on other occasions too.
***
Birthdays? … “Ho Ho Ho!”
***
Valentines Day? … “Ho Ho Ho!”
***
Death in the family? … “My deepest condolences”
***
Seriously, folks
Santa’s jolly,
not insensitive.
I laughed at death
once
but that only seemed to
really upset him
I never
laugh at
Death,
I laugh
with
Death.
Brace your hand,
Death
I am going to
firmly Shake it!
Come on, Big Boy
put it there
Hah!
Too slo —-