After carefully weighing

all of my options,

I used the first of my three wishes,

granted to me by the genie,

for ONE MILLION FISHES.

The genie nodded his head and said,

“I here-by grant you one million wishes!”

I shook my head in frustration.

I explained to him that I had said, f-i-s-h-e-s!

One million fishes.

The genie just stopped & gave me a real funny look.

And then, it suddenly hit me —

this guy was not listening to me at all.