Drug commercials
advise us to,
consult a doctor before
having surgery.
I think that’s good advice
Can a witch doctor see non-witches?
Tag: doctor
American diagnosis!
I asked my auto-mechanic
to check a mole on my shoulder
& he told me,
he’d never seen anything like
it before
You can’t spell mississippi without using a lot of letters
At my
doctor’s office
there is a photo
on the wall of a fellow
who had his
severed thumb
replaced with his
big toe.
***
That’s fine for him.
And a thumb is important
-– but no thanks –-
Coincidences
I just noticed
that the paper
I sit on at the doctors office
is the same paper
I sit on at home
chapter two
Trefology will see you now.
Can zander klaus yet save you?
It’s significant
that most doctors,
when its time for them to die,
choose to be bludgeoned
by a cue stick
And a doctor never forgets
If you eat a bad apple
and a doctor is
not forth-coming,
just remember how you
knowingly & willfully
kept the doctor away
when you ate
that good apple
t r e f o l o g y 