Drug commercials
advise us to,
consult a doctor before
having surgery.
I think that’s good advice
Can a witch doctor see non-witches?
Tag: doctor
American diagnosis!
I asked my mechanic
to check a mole on my shoulder
& he told me,
he’d never seen anything like
that before
You can’t spell mississippi without using a lot of letters
At my doctor’s office
there is a photo on the wall
of a fellow
who had his severed thumb replaced with his big toe.
That’s fine for him,
& a thumb is important
– but no thanks –
Coincidences
I just noticed
that the paper
I sit on at the doctors office
is the same paper
I sit on at home
chapter two
Trefology will see you now.
Can zander klaus yet save you?
It’s significant
that most doctors,
when its time for them to die,
choose to be bludgeoned
by a cue stick
& a doctor never forgets
If you eat a bad apple
& a doctor is not forth-coming
remember then how you will-
fully kept him away
when you ate that good apple
