Drug commercials
advise us to,
consult a doctor before
having surgery.
I think that’s good advice
Can a witch doctor see non-witches?
Drug commercials
advise us to,
consult a doctor before
having surgery.
I think that’s good advice
Can a witch doctor see non-witches?
I asked my mechanic
to check a mole on my shoulder
& he told me,
he’d never seen anything like
that before
At my doctor’s office
there is a photo on the wall
of a fellow
who had his severed thumb replaced with his big toe.
That’s fine for him,
& a thumb is important
– but no thanks –
I just noticed
that the paper
I sit on at the doctors office
is the same paper
I sit on at home
chapter two
Trefology will see you now.
It’s significant
that most doctors,
when its time for them to die,
choose to be bludgeoned
by a cue stick
If you eat a bad apple
& a doctor is not forth-coming
remember then how you
knowingly & will-fully
kept him away
when you ate that good apple