Can a witch doctor
see a non-witch?
Drug commercials
advise us to,
consult a doctor before
having surgery.
I think that’s good advice
Tag: doctor
American diagnosis!
I asked my
auto-mechanic
to check a mole
on my shoulder
& he told me,
he’d never seen anything like
it before
You can’t spell mississippi without using a lot of letters
On the wall of
my doctor’s office
there is a photo
of a fellow who had
his thumb
severed in an
industrial accident
***
and a doctor
actually replaced
his missing
thumb with the
man’s big toe.
***
And, well, that’s fine for him.
And a thumb
is important.
But no thanks.
Coincidences
I just noticed
that the paper
I sit on at the doctors office
is the same paper
I sit on at home
chapter two
Trefology will see you now.
Can zander klaus yet save you?
It’s significant
that most doctors,
when its time for them to die,
choose to be bludgeoned
by a cue stick
And a doctor never forgets
If you eat a
bad apple
and a doctor is
not
forth-coming,
just remember
how you
knowingly and willfully
kept them away
when you ate that
good apple
t r e f o l o g y 