Drug commercials
advise us to,
consult a doctor before
having surgery.
I think that’s good advice
Can a witch doctor see non-witches?
Drug commercials
advise us to,
consult a doctor before
having surgery.
I think that’s good advice
Can a witch doctor see non-witches?
I asked my auto-mechanic
to check a mole on my shoulder
& he told me,
he’d never seen anything like
it before
At my
doctor’s office
there is a photo
on the wall of a fellow
who had his
severed thumb
replaced with his
big toe.
***
That’s fine for him.
And a thumb is important
-– but no thanks –-
I just noticed
that the paper
I sit on at the doctors office
is the same paper
I sit on at home
chapter two
Trefology will see you now.
It’s significant
that most doctors,
when its time for them to die,
choose to be bludgeoned
by a cue stick
If you eat a bad apple
and a doctor is
not forth-coming,
just remember how you
knowingly & willfully
kept the doctor away
when you ate
that good apple