Modern necromancy

The restless spirit of the

Spanish ventriloquist, Senor Wences

has begun communicating through me,

using my hand as a vehicle, just

as he once did his famous characters.

ii.

I say this to you, confidentially, &

only because, Senor Wences, has intimated 

that he has something very important

to tell you …

about the future!

iii.

So, pull up a chair, as I

don’t want you miss

a single word.

iv.

But before you do,

let me first apply some lip-stick to

my thumb and forefinger.

v.

Because, friend,

there is something else I should tell you.

Senor Wences —

wants to kiss you!

What is the philosophy of Trefology?

Vol. 1

Trefology is a form of epistemology, or ‘known-ledge’.

Or, that which you all ready know but are unable to access,

except through trefology processes.

It also follows, Idealistic-Sardonicism, ¹ as in,

“The future looks so bright I fear skin cancer & death.”

It also enjoys breakfast the most.


 

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Remember, the ‘ology’

in trefology

stands for apology.

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE UNFORMATION?

Ask a trefology registrar to-day,

or contact us by e-mail at the address you believe most likely.

“Here at trefology

we keep one eye on the future

& the other eye in a patch.”

¹ Look it up.