My friend
Erwin Schrödinger
called me yesterday
& asked if I had named the cat, yet.
I said, What cat?
Said S, Wait — you didn’t open the birthday gift I sent you?
all apologies to vcv
Tag: gifts
Early pirate missteps
The first mistake
a lot of pirates make
is burying their treasure on a place called Treasure Island.
It’s sort of a giveaway.
