Sometimes I wish
I hadn’t been born
poor, and destitute
and in filth
Tag: girlfriend
Bank regressions
My earliest
pre-natal
memory is of
Mr. Drysdale
Two on spiders
A bathtub
is a spiderweb
to a spider
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My girlfriend
told me that I am always
finding spiders in my bathtub
because they come in
for the water,
but I have tasted the water
& it’s not that good
Funnier in the moment
My girlfriend
had an
hysterical
pregnancy.
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Though
you really
had to
be there
t r e f o l o g y 