Zeus never throwing
a lightning bolt
twice
at the same mortal
is actually a myth
Tag: god
I will fight with God in my stead!
He who lives by the sword
may be occasionally asked to
pick-up the sword’s mail.
Prince of lies in a can
Is that you, God?
It’s me, Margaret!
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Or is it?
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Ha-ha
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Got you, God!
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It’s just me, again.
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Old
Georgie-pooh.
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Disguising his voice …
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Or is it?
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Ha-ha!
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No, it’s really me.
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Chump!
5 ways God answers prayers
1. No
2. Nope
3. Uh-Uh
4. Nix on that
5. LOL
(Available only on TV)
It’s not like they grow on trees
If God gives
you a lemon,
why not keep it?
Because, hey
God’s lemon!
Christmas Factz #1
Jellyfish are made up of more than 95% water
& 5% of whatever the hell a jellyfish is
Merry Christmas!
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