Zeus never throwing
a lightning bolt
twice
at the same mortal
is actually a myth
Tag: god
I will fight with God in my stead!
Prince of lies in a can
Is that you, God?
It’s me, Margaret
—– PSYCH!
Got you, God!
It’s just me again,
Old Georgie-pooh.
Disguising his voice.
Hah!
Chump!
5 ways God answers prayers
- No
- Nope
- Uh-Uh
- Nix on that
- LOL
(Available only on TV)
It’s not like they grow on trees
If God gives you a lemon
Keep it
Because
– Hey –
God’s lemon!
Christmas Factz #1
Jellyfish are made up of more than 95% water
& 5% of whatever the hell a jellyfish is
Merry Christmas!
