did you know
that
kissing for a hour
can burn up to
2,000 calories
at the gym?
And that’s why the
kissing machine is
always busy
did you know
that
kissing for a hour
can burn up to
2,000 calories
at the gym?
And that’s why the
kissing machine is
always busy
A physical trainer
at my gym
once took me aside
& began asking me
a lot of
philosophical questions.
Like,
“How much could I dead lift?”
***
“I don’t know,”
I said.
“we’ll have to continue this
conversation
in Heaven!”
***
And then,
in a twinkling of an eye,
I was gone.
Never to return.
***
Though
I would continue
paying monthly
gym fees
for another fourteen years.