Ghosts of refreshment past

Grandma told us

she would make us

her famous

“old-fashioned” lemonade.

***

But she didn’t have the key ingredient.

***

So, she asked us to

pray to God for a lemon.

***

And we did,

— but none was forthcoming.

***

To our surprise,

grandma just smiled,

winked & said,

she would make lemonade out

of our predicament.

***

But none of us

were looking to drink

that shit.


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