Ghosts of refreshment past

Grandma

told us she would make us

her famous lemonade.

But she didn’t have all the ingredients. So,

she asked us to pray to God for a lemon.

We did,

— but none was forthcoming.

To our surprise, grandma just smiled, winked & said,

she would make lemonade out

of our predicament.

… But none of us were looking to drink

that shit.

 


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