The flying hour

I would not

have wanted

to be a fly on the wall

when they invented

bug spray

Research notes

I put a couple

Red Hot candies

into a thermos,

and

nine hours later,

I tried one,

and damn it,

if they did not

stay red hot.

If I invented a

time machine

the first place I’d go

would

be in my pants

because

how the hell did I do that?

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