Q.
Where do you
bury
a ship’s captain
who was
addicted
to chocolate?
A.
At See’s
Tag: jokes for kids
Jokes for kids
Q.
What type of angel says,
“Ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch!”
?
A.
An angel dancing on the point of a pin
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The 1,2,3’s of counting to 4
Before I’ll order a hot potato
at a restaurant
I like to find out how many times it’s
changed hands
Jokes for kids
Q .
Why did the moron throw
the butter out of the window?
A.
He was an undiagnosed
boutyronophobic
Jokes for kids
First chap: “Say, Jasper,
did you hear the news about
the Roman calendar?”
This other chap: No, I haven’t.
First chap: Its days are numbered!
This other chap: !!!
Jokes for kids
Q.
Why did the King
ask for
the measurements of
every being
in his kingdom?
A.
Because he’s the ruler!
Jokes for kids
Q.
How did the zebra get his stripes?
A.
Fighting the Nazis
Jokes for kids
Q.
What is an
Elligator?
A.
It’s an alligator
that doesn’t like
taking the stairs
