Q.
Where do you
bury
a ship’s captain
who was
addicted
to chocolate?
A.
At See’s
Q.
Where do you
bury
a ship’s captain
who was
addicted
to chocolate?
A.
At See’s
Q.
What type of angel says,
“Ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch!”
?
A.
An angel dancing on the point of a pin
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Before I’ll order a hot potato
at a restaurant
I like to find out how many times it’s
changed hands
q.
Do you know
how the elephant got
its trunk?
a.
Compliments
of his old boss,
Mr. Gower
Q .
Why did the moron throw
the butter out of the window?
A.
He was an undiagnosed
boutyronophobic
First chap: “Say, Jasper,
did you hear the news about
the Roman calendar?”
This other chap: No, I haven’t.
First chap: Its days are numbered!
This other chap: !!!
Q.
Why did the King
ask for
the measurements of
every being
in his kingdom?
A.
Because he’s the ruler!
Q.
How did the
zebra get
his stripes?
A.
Fighting
the Nazis
Q.
Why was the
Easter egg
decorated?
A.
Same reason
as the zebra
Q.
What is an
Elligator?
A.
It’s an alligator
that doesn’t like
taking the stairs