Q.
Where do you
bury
a ship’s captain
who was
addicted
to chocolate?
A.
At See’s!!!!!
Q.
Where do you
bury
a ship’s captain
who was
addicted
to chocolate?
A.
At See’s!!!!!
q.
What type of
angel says,
“Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!”
?
a.
An angel dancing on the point of a pin!!!
2.
Special thanks to Ciara Cray of ‘balance and bolus’ for “Jokes for Kids” artwork.
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Before I’ll order
a hot potato
at a restaurant
I like to find out how many times it’s
changed hands
q.
Do you know
how the elephant got
its trunk?
a.
Compliments
of his old boss,
Mr. Gower
Q .
Why did Barney Google
throw the
butter out of the window?
A.
Because Barney
was an undiagnosed
boutyronophobic
q.
Did you hear the news about the calendar?
a.
Its days are numbered!!!
Q.
Why did the King
ask for
the measurements of
every being
in his kingdom?
A.
Because he’s the ruler!
Q.
How did the
zebra get
his stripes?
A.
Fighting
the Nazis
Q.
Why was the
Easter egg
decorated?
A.
Same reason
as the zebra
Q.
What is an
Elligator?
A.
It’s an alligator
that doesn’t like
taking the stairs