A man is never standing so tall as when he
when he is standing on stilts. TO ME: He who lives by
the sword may be occasionally asked to pick-up the sword’s mail.
TO ME: Real beauty comes from with-in, and it slowly eats
away at your insides, until it escapes & attacks your family.
TO ME: Fashion-wise, a pith helmet is easier to pull off if
you have a gap between your teeth. TO ME: Anyone who
has ever claimed that sound cannot exist in a vacuum
has tried to sleep past nine a.m. at a motel. TO ME:
All pop music written after the song “green-sleeves” sucks.
TO ME: We will probably never know how many dyslexic
hippies joined the LDS church by accident. TO ME: You can
always tell a professional jacks player by the way they
say their numbers. TO ME: Flying is safer than driving,
but try getting a flight out of LAX to McDonalds