Scratch marks

Anybody who has ever woken up in a coffin

buried under six feet of God’s earth

can tell you

it’s no fun 


Stages of Accidental Burial

stage one: Anger

This is why I specifically requested cremation!

stage two: Acceptance

Well, I’m here, anyway

stage three: Bargaining

What I would give for a sandwich right now.

stage four: Depression

That sandwich is not coming.