You don’t have to roll up a newspaper on my account

I wanted a glass of milk.

But being without any

proper drinking utensils,

I rolled up a newspaper

& I poured the milk inside.


But when I went to drink, I discovered that

the milk had DISAPPEARED!


And then it occurred to me,

maybe the secret to the magician’s disappearing milk trick

was only 

the willingness 

to attempt it!