Hidden talents

I wish I could

go back in time

to the 1920s.

For if I could,

I’d fullfil my life-long dream of

being a tin-pan alley songwriter.

And if I was lucky,

and I worked hard at my craft,

maybe I could get Bing Crosby to sing my new hit song,

Strawberry Fields Forever




When I was a kid I wanted to

learn how to play the piano,

but my parents couldn’t afford to

buy me an entire piano,

but they did get me the piano stool.

So, I mostly practiced my posture.

But you know what?

I was good.