This year
everybody on my Christmas list
is getting
a thought
because it’s the thought
that counts
Tag: merry christmas
Zander klaus dislikes it when you shout
Said the right way,
F. Scott Fitzgerald
is a
withering dismissal
of
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Conditions
I usually feel
joyful,
but I can always
tell when
Christmas
is around the bend,
because
I start to feel
triumphant,
too
Engineers of taste
Choo-Choo Charlie
loves
Good & Plenty candies
the most,
and I respect that.
***
Nevertheless,
that leaves his
opinion of
other candies
negligible, at best.
Were you aware?
Bread & butter
is the
bread & butter
of the
bread & butter
industry
Acht weitere Tage bis Zander Klaus!
A blithesome trefmas to some of you!
Message to the frugal
***
Naming
your child
RIP
automatically
saves them a
few dollars,
down the line,
on their
grave-stone
inscription
Cowboy movie idea #1
A man called horse.
Horse let it go
to voicemail
Tho’ I appreciate you asking first
No, sir
I do not want a
knuckle sandwich
by way of either its
literal
or
metaphorical
definition
Christmas Factz #3
There are 2 chickens for every human in the world
So don’t get discouraged!
Merry Christmas!
Wo liegt Zander Klaus?
It’s not like they grow on trees
If God gives
you a lemon,
why not keep it?
Because, hey
God’s lemon!
Christmas Factz #1
Jellyfish are made up of more than 95% water
& 5% of whatever the hell a jellyfish is
Merry Christmas!
Dear dairy
To-day I milked a cow
t r e f o l o g y 