When I was young
I thought I could change the world
with my little songs.
I was wrong.
Or, I assume I would have been
had I written some.
When I was young
I thought I could change the world
with my little songs.
I was wrong.
Or, I assume I would have been
had I written some.
A thermos will keep
things really HOT
… but not in the bedroom!
section two
Fact is, a hot thermos is our weakest sexual metaphor
No, sir
I do not want a
knuckle sandwich
by way of either its
literal
or
metaphorical
definition
Christmas Factz #3
There are 2 chickens for every human in the world
So don’t get discouraged!
Merry Christmas!
Wo liegt Zander Klaus?