Cut the legs off
your pants
& now you have shorts.
But, friend,
have you noticed?
You now have
two Abraham Lincoln
hats, too.
Tag: pants
Explain this to me
Why must I
wear
a seatbelt if
I am not
wearing pants?
Look at it this way, all of the ‘Our Gang’ kids are all in a better place, depending on your view of coffins
Time change
If I invented a
time machine
the first place I’d go
would
be in my pants
because
how the hell did I do that?
Is my guess
At a nudist camp,
to
“pants somebody”
is to probably
slap a pair on
t r e f o l o g y 