Cut the legs off
your pants
& now you have shorts.
But, friend,
have you noticed?
You now have
two Abraham Lincoln
hats, too.
Cut the legs off
your pants
& now you have shorts.
But, friend,
have you noticed?
You now have
two Abraham Lincoln
hats, too.
Why must I
wear
a seatbelt if
I am not
wearing pants?
Look at it this way, all of the ‘Our Gang’ kids are all in a better place, depending on your view of coffins
At a nudist camp,
to
“pants somebody”
is to probably
slap a pair on