Fortuna smiles

IN

the furthering of my researches

into matter, energy,

space & time, 

I ordered something off the internet

called a ‘God Helmet’.

Upon receiving it, I was disappointed

to find that instead of a God Helmet,

with an ‘o’,

I had purchased a cheap knock-off,

called a ‘Gad’ Helmet,

with an ‘a’.

But, in the spirit of exploration,

I put it on anyway — 

plugged it in, switched it on,

and damn it all, friends, 

if I did not see Gad.


ii. AND GAD SAYS, ‘HEY’