Somebody up there loves me
Yesterday a beautiful white dove
flew into my open window.
On it’s leg there was a note that read
‘I love you’
the roofing man
I went outside & confronted him.
He was still on my roof & about to release
Said the roofing man,
‘I meant only as a friend!’
That next afternoon
another white dove came to my window.
Except this dove appeared to be covered in soot,
& it coughed several times into its wing.
Said the note,
‘What are your interests?’
the chimney sweep man