My mom used to
cut all the crust off
my sandwiches
because I only like
the crust
2.
3.
More specifically,
laughter is the best
over-the-counter medicine.
My mom used to
cut all the crust off
my sandwiches
because I only like
the crust
2.
3.
More specifically,
laughter is the best
over-the-counter medicine.
Our Founder surveys the grounds of Manoir de Edrionam from the safety of the snow
Never ask your
vegetarian girlfriend
to prepare you
a BLT sandwich.
***
Unless, of course,
you enjoy eating
a broccoli, lettuce & tomato sandwich!
***
Because
to a vegetarian,
the ‘B’ stands
for broccoli.
***
And the ‘L’
… for LIES!
When I go
to Subway
& they ask
what I want
on
my sandwich
I say,
Happy Birthday, George!
I believe
Alexandre Dumas’
The
Count of Monte Cristo
is the greatest
work of literature
ever adapted
into a sandwich
*