Selections from janna kriens notebook

Last night

I heard three knocks on my ceiling,

which is considered a terrible omen.

But then I remembered my upstairs neighbor is

Tony Orlando

Then it got me thinking …

Tony Orlando

is always asking people to

tie a yellow ribbon around an old oak tree,

or knock twice on the pipe.

All the while,

what Tony really needed to do

was pay his phone  bill.


Tuna fish

is my personal


among the

variants of tuna