Bare in mind

Per the Trefological calendar:

the New Year does not officially begin until February the 1st.

December 31st is therefore considered a Pre-New Year event.

… So from all of me

to parts of you,

I wish you a happy and prosperous 31 day Pre-New Year.

And remember!


Though mortal coil

can go down stairs

like the Slinky do …

Be careful!

As you may still be

connected to it


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