Condensed version

(Whilst In the bathroom)


I find that if I

fix my attention

on a copy of the Reader’s Digest

— wholly & completely,

and do not allow myself

to become

distracted by anything

else

in my environment.

For just for a second, or, two,

I swear to you,

I believe I can transport myself

back in time

to my grandmother’s toilet

II.

“Hello?” I cry. “Grandma, it’s me!

Your Georgie-boy!

I’ve come back in time,

to use your bathroom!

— But don’t open the door yet.”


ii. El Fenómeno Ocupado