Ask George!

“Slim” Tammy Junebug, a reader from the Seventh Ring of Hello, writes:

Q. Why do I always find drowned insects in my swimming pool?

A. Arrogance. Conceit. The audacious insect mind reasons, ‘I can fly, so naturally I can swim.’ 


And I consider this mystery solved after nearly a half century of research into the Be-Mind


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