I accidentally dropped
my phone
into the water at Lourdes
and it stopped working.
So, I dropped it in again
and now it’s fine
I accidentally dropped
my phone
into the water at Lourdes
and it stopped working.
So, I dropped it in again
and now it’s fine
I don’t perspire
anymore
when I work out,
since I moved all my
elliptical equipment
into the shower.
It seems to me Jesus has stopped
checking his answering machine