Arriving late, helena blavatsky gets stuck with the piano stool

If I could have any ten historical figures

over for dinner,

I would choose,

1.) Pot luck.

2.) My famous potato salad, and

3.) What-ever the historical figures bring

Because I can’t cook.

And I, sure as hell, am

not going to embarass myself

in front of the Three Stooges

**  Don’t forget to leave out a letter of apology to Zander, Klaus!  **