Arriving late, helena blavatsky gets stuck with the piano stool

If I could have any

ten historical figures

over for dinner,

I would choose:


One: Pot luck.

Two: My famous potato salad.


Three: What-ever dishes the

historical figures bring


Because I can’t cook.

And I, sure as hell, am

not going to embarrass myself

in front of the Three Stooges

**  Don’t forget to leave out a letter of apology to Zander, Klaus!  **