If I could have any

ten historical figures

over for dinner,

I would choose:

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One: Pot luck.

Two: My famous potato salad.

And,

Three: What-ever dishes the

historical figures bring

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Because I can’t cook.

And I, sure as hell, am

not going to embarrass myself

in front of the Three Stooges

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**  Don’t forget to leave out a letter of apology to Zander, Klaus!  **