PART II

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TO ME:

 

Though they are called,

‘disposable’ razors,

it doesn’t get any easier

the more time

you spend with them.

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The bigger they are, the harder i run.

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A watched pot never boils,

it only becomes

really self-conscious

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Each time I watch the film,

Rashomon,

I see something different

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Before getting assistance at a

magic store,

you should have to take a number.

Any number.

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Representing myself in court

would be like

having a really good

looking fool for a lawyer.

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Having

“good old fashioned horse-sense,”

stops at eating hay.

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What is the point of owning an

infinity pool,

when I know I’ll never live long

enough to get its full effect?

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It seems like the dinosaurs had it coming.

 

TO ME.

 

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Happy Thanksgiving!

“Big Cats in Humboldt”

by Mary Cellini

©2020 all rights reserved

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PART I

TO ME:

A man is never standing

so tall as when he

when he is standing on stilts.

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He who lives by the sword may be

occasionally asked to

pick-up the sword’s mail.

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Real beauty comes from with-in,

as it slowly eats

away at your insides,

until it escapes & attacks your family.

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Fashion-wise, a pith helmet is easier to pull off if

you have a gap between your teeth.

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Anyone who has ever claimed that

sound cannot exist in a vacuum

has tried to sleep past nine a.m. at a motel.

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All pop music written after the song “green-sleeves” sucks.

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We will probably never know how many dyslexic

hippies joined the LDS church by accident.

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You can always tell

a professional

jacks player by the way they

say their numbers.

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Flying is safer than driving,

but try getting a flight out

of LAX  to McDonalds

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TO ME. 

Happy Thanksgiving

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