PART II
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TO ME:
Though they are called,
‘disposable’ razors,
it doesn’t get any easier
the more time
you spend with them.
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The bigger they are, the harder i run.
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A watched pot never boils,
it only becomes
really self-conscious
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Each time I watch the film,
Rashomon,
I see something different
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Before getting assistance at a
magic store,
you should have to take a number.
Any number.
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Representing myself in court
would be like
having a really good
looking fool for a lawyer.
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Having
“good old fashioned horse-sense,”
stops at eating hay.
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What is the point of owning an
infinity pool,
when I know I’ll never live long
enough to get its full effect?
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It seems like the dinosaurs had it coming.
TO ME.
Happy Thanksgiving!
“Big Cats in Humboldt”
by Mary Cellini
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