By the third Noel
most of the kinks
had been worked out
Our founder waited for Zander, klaus — but Zander, klaus did not show
By the third Noel
most of the kinks
had been worked out
Our founder waited for Zander, klaus — but Zander, klaus did not show
My favorite
holiday memory
is of my Christmas pony,
which I named,
Peanut Jr.,
after my father,
Peanut Sr.
2.
My Blue Blue Girl
written & performed by George J. Raymond
copyright © 2018 all rights reserved
3.
Every-time I look at you
My blue blue girl
Hair of brown & eyes of brown
What a blue blue girl
***
What did I do
(my baby)
to make you so blue?
(my baby my blue)
My blue blue girl
***
Every-time i take you out
My blue blue girl
all you do is sit and pout
My blue blue girl
***
What did I do
(my baby)
to make you so blue?
(my baby my blue)
My blue blue girl
***
I lay awake at night
wondering why you’re
so blue
and I
just don’t know what to do
Oh me.
I love you
Did you know that
each snowflake,
like a finger-print,
is completely unique?
Neither, did
Frosty the Serial-Killer
This holiday season let trefology burden your shoulder!
After the
invention
of measuring tape
suddenly you
couldn’t
give away an
inch-worm.
** What food-stuff will you leave out this year for Zander, Klaus? A cookie? Two Cookies? Three Cookies? More than Three Cookies? Five Cookies? **
(Circle all that apply)
Of Popeye’s
four nephews,
Poopeye
really got
the short-end
of the
Popeye name
variations.
IN
trefology your first symposium is free.
Though during the symposium we will teach you
that everybody present has lived this same life before,
and thus attended this symposium before,
and that we accept cash & credit cards.
Under-standing
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IN trefology …
We’re either
laughing with you
or, within you
depending
on your spiritual progress
II.
& the seating arrangements.
Pity
the Nutcracker
with
a weak chin
Our founder waited for Zander, klaus — but Zander, klaus did not show
& A Blithesome Trefmas To Some of You!