Remembering that per the trefological calendar the new year does not officially begin until Februrarary the durst (sic), I hope you have a safe Dec. 31st
A man once said to me,
“Live every day as if it were your last,
for to-morrow, you could wake up,
& get hit by a bus with spears
sticking out the front of it.”
That man’s name was Mad Max.
So, from all of me, to some of you, I wish you a
Blithesome Pre-New Year!
Our founder waited anxiously for Zander, Klaus but Zander, Klaus did not show
By the third Noel
most of the kinks
had been worked out
Our founder waited for Zander, klaus — but Zander, klaus did not show
My Blue Blue Girl
written & performed by George J. Raymond
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Did you know that
like a finger-print,
is completely unique?
Frosty the Serial-Killer
This holiday season let trefology burden your shoulder!
After the invention
of measuring tape
couldn’t give away
** What food-stuff will you leave out this year for Zander, Klaus? A cookie? Two Cookies? Three Cookies? More than Three Cookies? Five Cookies? **
(Circle all that apply)
Of Popeye’s four nephews,
it was Poopeye
who really had the hardest go of it.
** Have you told Zander, Klaus what you want to find living in your stocking drawer? **